You know that utterly sinking feeling when you first discovered Santa Claus is as real as flying pigs when you were about 4 or 5?
Well then, imagine then when you discover that that incredibly steamy ultra sultry poster girl you ogle over every night before going to bed is in fact, a man. Or WAS, rather.
Or worse still, imagine you were Shia Labeouf, whom the entire male population thought was an absolutely lucky fella (let's be nice) to have snogged her, the sexiest female alive; probably even bedded her. I really do wonder what went through his mind when he found out. Kai Ming joked, "Who's having the last laugh now, bitch?"
Wait, what about her fiance?
Oh why, oh why?
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